An oldie but a goodie archived post…
Please enjoy a select few of my tweets. You’d think that due to the volume, this was several weeks’ worth. It’s not. It’s just the last 14 days. Apparently, my followers enjoy these types of tweets much more than the informational or educational ones. #perhapsIshouldhavebeenacomedian.
Waiting for @caligater to get to my desk (6 feet away) so we can get a snack.
@petechee smart phones…. that’s all we ever use, unless you count Skype. Then I guess it’s a world of smart phones and skype-like things.
Productivity dips by 300% due to Google Pacman interactive logo.
Impressed at how easily my hair went into a side ponytail for Old Town’s 80’s party today.
@juliesutter “childrens’ concerts aren’t a priority anymore..you know what is? Sewage.” -Leslie Gnope, Parks & Recreation.
@juliesutter Almost bought a cropped black vinyl jacket with grey sweatshirt hood. Yeah, it was pretty sweet..I mean rad.
@LaurieMacomber Does there HAVE to be a reason to have mass mustache hysteria?!
We’re doing Halo (the song) mitigation @coherellc this morning. We’re all plugged in and blasting different music.
Successfully resisted offer of cupcake, tho I can feel it staring at the back of my neck.
You might be wondering about the donkey video on the Cohere youtube channel. That’s fine.
OH at an event this morning “Angel, I’m wearing a bathing suit under my clothes.”
@RedheadWriting Well, your “rat sputum” data is going to be off the charts tomorrow.
@juliesutter History channel investigating “glowing, flying, headless pig.” Maybe that keychain does unlock a parallel universe.
I can call them toll free….thanks Kleenex, b/c I worry about tolls so often on my cell phone
Feeling proud of this chicken icon thing I just invented (**>
Spent morning idolizing thought of having a backyard chicken, spent afternoon learning that chickens are kind of a pain in the ass
@mrembolt It was a nightmare, hair follicles felt all strained!
Tabs I have open: gmail, calendar, twitter, Cohere, Facebook, Pandora, Bit.ly and 5 minute hummus. Can anyone analyze that?
I have generalized excitement disorder today.
@DorseyPromotion I know…I like how you can just see Lindsay’s eyebrows.
**special thanks to Cohere coworker, Julie Sutter, for the title of this post. Brilliant.